Parents seek baby translator. Candidates must be knowledgeable in all foreign languages, specifically "a get a goh a get a goh." Previous experience with 12 month old's a plus, but willing to train. Applicants must be available immediately to work irregular hours. Hours are 7:00 am - 9:00 am, 10:30 am - 1:00 pm, 3:00 pm - 7:00 pm. Payment will be made daily in smiles, hugs, kisses, laughter and lots of joy.
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p.s Her new stuffed friend goes with her eeeeeeeverywhere. It's a cat so we're not surprised.
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